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How To Be A Cannonball

by Alex McMurray

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1.
That Train 05:32
wont you take me over by the well let me ring the bell my children they'll be waiting there for me won't you pick me up so i can see i can't stand to be alone where the angels ignore me won't you take me on that train take me on that train get yourself a good spot at the rail get your bucket and a pail wash my hair down in the stream going to take this old disguise off my eyes i want to be awake in the dream won't you take me on that train take me on that train Let me ride to see my brother my sister my dear mother Let me ride to see my friends Lord, I'm never going to pass this way again further further i drop passing by the shop where gabriel is selling his horn your boy Obadiah is over there sleeping in a chair naked as the day he was born won't you take me on that train take me on that train Let me ride to see my brother my sister my dear mother Let me ride to see my friends Lord, I'm never going to pass this way again can you see i carry no bags no tickets no tags I've robbed myself of all that i've known need a freind to carry me across if i get lost the devil's gonna find me alone Won't you take me on that train take me on that train
2.
Mr. Weitz 05:50
Well They Say Mr. Weitz is all gone but you can't know a thing you ain't thought upon when you're digging for gold, boys you must soil your hands and listen for music you don't understand well they say Mr. Weitz is all gone he was gone from the first time he met her he's a mystery, a fox, a china box he's the first one to tell you he don't give a damn but I know better Well they say that love is unsure like it's just a disease without a cure a change in the weather a can of warm beer will shatter your heart or make everything clear well they say Mr. Weitz is all gone since the girl never answered his letter he's a mystery, a fox, a china box he's the first one to tell you he don't give a damn but I know better You know and I know that if you don't know you're gone then you're gone my man Mr. Weitz is taking a header I know that he thought he was still going to get her On the day it darkened around here Mr. Weitz lived a day like it was a year I watched as he strained to wash off the stains took off his clothes to sleep in the rain well I watched 'til my wine was all gone but to me he just got himself wetter he's a mystery, a fox, a china box he's the first one to tell you he don't give a damn but I know better
3.
A stopped clock is right twice a day but here it isn't so Your clock's somewhere on the neutral ground between here and Thibodeaux Gravity's got no business here ran crying like a kid He's crying up there in the attic where we done hid You've got to be crazy You've got to be crazy to hang around You've got to be crazy to live in this town Just like you I prayed for rain and then it rained all day Rained and rained for two weeks and two nights Make it go away I went to ask The Man & he don't know His brother don't know either In the church of the miscreants I'm a stone believer You've got to be crazy You've got to be crazy to hang around You've got to be crazy to live in this town I'm going to lay it out like the Hindu say I'm saying there's a god and she wants to play Man she's up there laughing I know it's true And down here everybody saying "How'd you do?" They say this town's been bent many times but it never broke They say this place been asleep for so long and it never woke I used to pray to the lord, "God help us Deliver us from Ease" Now I pray to the lord "Where are you? Won't you help us won't you please?"
4.
I want to live where K-Doe lives he could need somebody else as the decades drift on by i can't make it home all by myself I want to hear what K-Doe hears when there isn't any crowd the band is much too loud and the moon's behind a cloud But when i'm singing there's a bull inside my breast And i'm going to bring it to the girl I love the best I want to love like K-Doe loves could you be my Antoinette? Would you mind just standing by me I know we're going to get there yet I want to see what K-Doe sees whenever I feel alone sinking like a stone and my fight has just been thrown here in my factory the blues will be my hammer and while she's swinging she's praying to the good lord above protect us I want to live where K-Doe lives I want to see what K-Doe sees just believe like he believes I want to know what K-Doe knows catch it when it overflows brave the highs and feel the lows and be there when it goes I want to go where K-Doe goes when he passes through the radios the furnace in your heart still glows is it there do you suppose?
5.
do the birds wait for winter the same as you and i time now once again to say goodbye something in the shadows whispers and they know that everything everything everything wants to go grew up in the newsstand but school just never took never raised my head to take a look chanced to meet a sailor drifting on the row who said everything everything everything wants everything everything everything wants everything wants to go go where the wind is wild and free where a love like ours is supposed to be we can leave the world beneath us before the flowers bloom we'll climb aboard a rocket for the moon i would never leave you but you oughta know everything wants to go everything is just another word for all the stories you ever heard you can go around the world you can search far and wide but the going'll be easier with a friend by your side through anything and everything we'll keep a peice of somewhere safe for you and i we'll sew it up inside a lullaby its a thing of beauty but its not for show because everything wants to go
6.
Johnny's feeling lucky that's the sailor way He's been leaking money Yeah he pisses it away He bought himself a human went out on a spree Woke up in the gutter That's the sailor way to be Don't you get lost my friends in a foreign land for the Barber of Shibuya has got a razor for a hand For playing on his jew's harp they threw him off the train He couldn't find no taxi so he wandered in the rain The girl who eats Kimono played a strange guitar Johnny thought he'd sleep there and dream of Zanzibar Don't you get lost my friends in a foreign land for the Barber of Shibuya has got a razor for a hand The Barber of Shibuya the Bourbon of Brunei nightly trolls for sleeping souls and then you say goodbye Johnny he got shanghaied found a scab upon his neck woke up in the scuppers of a Chinese wreck He said, "I ain't no sailor I never seen the horn" The captain threw him overboard where he sleeps forevermore Don't you get lost my friends in a foreign land for the Barber of Shibuya has got a razor for a hand
7.
Little boy little boy little boy little boy little boy... little boy can't you keep a secret--don't you tell a soul I'm underneath the sink with all the poisons little boy--your pappy's pajamas hanging on the hook can replace these clothesline clothes that I took Little boy replace these clothes I took Little boy won't you fix me up some coffee I'm sick of nuthouse chow Can't you knock those pots and pans around Little boy don't you read the papers Never learn to read I'm not the man they say that got free Little boy I'm not the man they say got free Little boy someday we're gonna both be free It never was the girl that drove me mad Sometimes the ones you love you make them feel so sad Never take a job that puts you on your knees Never be a man nobody sees Little boy don't them keep you on your knees Little boy won't you pick apart the ivy you must know the way Your neighborhood to me the yards all look the same Little boy it will be just like the circus Look at all the lights We'll sleep by day and travel every night Little boy I like to travel in the night Little boy no one likes a squealer but the pachyderm don't care Remembering the hurt of something long ago Little boy it will be always cotton candy never mind the whip Never mind a soul in case you slip I'll teach you how to be a cannonball I'll place the net precisely where you'll fall You're a born performer, anyone can see And someday you'll be just like me
8.
never say you're sorry just let the push begin be the mannequin at the show and tell rumors down on broome just push the dirt around at the lost and found looking for something to sell and i know where you're standing and i know you can't talk and no one's going to see you there at all the night's going to come in like a straggler to tell forgotten tales of outrageous love Taylor Made himself can't bear the half of it there's just nowhere to sit no one who knows the game the joes on his agenda ain't come out much yet to light his cigarette sanctify his very name but taylor's seen these boys a thousand times he sees through the thing they're dreaming of his sleeve is full of tricks and he's got one more card but he'll never have to play it he'll only have to say it's outrageous love you're a queen and i'm a quitter but i just can't quit you the wind smells like winter way up high upon the roof the car is in the river now it's now or never time to put it all on the line and when i go before not after you that wouldn't do i would be powerless wrap me up in all the lists of things to do and see it through--there's matches in my bag just don't keep our children close around you don't let them learn to sit and wait 'cause you we're out there looking when it found you it was never never only late outrageous love outrageous love
9.
My man, my man take me back to the war I want to live upon dry land not on this killing floor where all the dead they look like extras not folks I knew before my man, my man, my man take me back to the war There's babies floating in my driveway there's gators crawling up on my roof Dali's got nothing on us nowadays everywhere I see the proof I think they messed with my perception I thought i knew the score my man, my man, my man take me back to the war I'm going to write up my own ticket do my dance down at the dome please don't disturb me while I kick it going to make myself at home ???I'm going to mess with my surroundings??? and then I'll ask for more my man, my man, my man take me back to the war now don't Fallujah look so pretty from here upon our busted shore? go hat in hand to the hind titty to hear our pappy snore there aint a dry eye in the building when it rains it pours my man, my man, my man take me back to the war I'll be the poobah up in Utah I'll be the man up in Spokane I'll be the neighbor makes you nervous way up in Michigan but I'm not through, I'm just reloading and I'm going to count to four my man, my man, my man take me back to the war
10.
She will walk into a room and not a head will turn She will linger at the table and I'm beginning to feel the burn She will give her hair a toss so's to hide that so so so so face She's the woman I love but to me she's the only woman in the place She will stroll her strange sashay and nobody gives a damn She will strut her ungainly plié she dug up in a garbage can And I will give the concierge a little something maybe get some sorta sign That the woman I love can take her place in the V.I.P. line Oh the woman I love ain't nothing special but that's just fine with me Because she's the only one who'll have me And though the other guys might scorn her In my dreams I adorn her I got it so bad it makes me sick She's the woman I love If you could see us with our clothes off man, it ain't nothing nice They say that love's a gamble and I'm willing to roll the dice Now we're leaving the casino Step out into that fresh cool clean Biloxi air When I'm with the woman I love I could be just about anywhere Oh the woman I love ain't nothing special... Life is long the kids are gone the dog is dead the house is just about paid off goddammit And brown have grown the color of our many sins Sometimes I still can't understand it And someday soon she's gonna go I know and it might just be tomorrow But you can bet your last dollar my friend where she goes I'm gonna follow Oh the woman I love ain't nothing special...
11.
Do the Cap'n Sandy dance wear the Cap'n Sandy Pants Listen while he raves and rants he's Cap'n Fucking Sandy Cap'n Sandy lives alone, works alone, sleeps alone Listen to him bitch and moan he's Cap'n Fucking Sandy Hand me down my shiny boots my dear Captain Sandy drinks his weight in beer When Cap'n Sandy takes a bow no one applauds They don't know how He dreams of scuttling the scow He's Cap'n Sandy Oh where oh where's the skipper been? His grip on things is loosening And what's behind the toothless grin of Captain Fucking Sandy? Cap'n Sandy's at the wharf he's drinking with his favorite dwarf Run and see the sane man morph into Captain Fucking Sandy! Aaargh! He doth command a crew of One Bit by bit the Captain's come undone Oh! Why does Cap'n Sandy drool? He failed mouseketeering school Face down in the swimming pool is Captain Fucking Sandy Walk the plank! Skip the rope! I'll keelhaul the lot of y'all! Oh Mick and Min and all the gang all came down to see him hang Who was it in the crowd that sang "It's Captain Fucking Sandy"? He was lifted from the noose He grabbed his Captain Sandy boots Lock your doors--he's on the loose It's Captain Fucking Sandy Drink your troubles by the cup my friends Captain Sandy breaks before he bends Captain Sandy disappeared he's gone they say with all his gear But sailor's hearts still know the fear of Captain Fucking Sandy
12.
a wish a will a want a wail tell me how that feels the last train will roll with or without you a shift a shade a shadow a shame the last train will roll with or without you the last train is yonder on the horizon the last train beyond your realizing the dress she made the price she paid hasn't slept in years the last train etc. the dance she tapped the stars she mapped the last train etc. the last train you know that sound now do ya? the last train is singing hallelujah they've closed all the stores locked all the doors they're not here anymore there's nothing left to squander when the last train has rolled we'll pack up our souls lose all control the world is ours to wander the grace the grime a place a time i know how it feels the last train will roll with or without me but i'll be back along the track take it on my heels the last train will roll with or without me the last train is yonder on the horizon the last train is gone you're realizing its true-adieu--adios--toodle-oo--later on pecan--see you, wouldn't want to be you--bye bye

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A snapshot of the post-Katrina world I was in. Some leftovers from the Disney daze. Recorded right here in Bywater with all the usual suspects at the time by the talented Mr. Mark Bingham.

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released April 21, 2009

A Threadhead Records Release
Recorded & mixed by Mark Bingham at Piety Street Studios New Orleans, LA Fall 2008, & March 9, 2009
Assistant engineers--Wesley Fontenot and Aaron Hill
Additional recording at Jimbo & Janna's Henderson, LA
Mastered by Jon Fishbach
Artwork and layout by Kourtney Keller

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Alex McMurray New Orleans, Louisiana

I'm a New Orleans based singer songwriter type. I play in a bunch of bands. I make recordings sometimes. Some of them are here. Thanks for supporting my work. Drop me a line--I'd love to hear from you.

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